I'm going to jail i love you
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Never joke about your clitoris.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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