I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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