Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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