can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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