How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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