we're blogging at a bar
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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