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And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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