So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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