Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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