Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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