Whod you bang
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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