Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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