when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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