I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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