My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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