is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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