I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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