Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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