is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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