U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
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