he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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