This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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