Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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