I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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