just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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