Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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