just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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