I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The uberlube is also flammable
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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