Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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