My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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