No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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