Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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