idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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