and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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