from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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