just come out here and I will go home with you...
I bet he comes in French.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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