do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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