i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
