good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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