belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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