Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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