Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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