I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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