Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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