wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
