And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
wrigley field is MILF paradise
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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