On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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