Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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