Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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