I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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