So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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