you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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