yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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