shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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