There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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