But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Randomize
